rat owners when they hold their beloved pet
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ALTWhen my mom saw my keychain she told me they are married now. The idea is so funny to me, I had to draw it
The hardest part about making this was trying to figure out how a cockroach would wear a haori. I decided it would have double the sleeves
ninjago fandom trying to win polls against fandoms that greatly outnumber them is like five poorly equipped peasants trying to stage a coup against an army by screaming really loudly
Benedictine monk owners will be like “this is the lord abbot berchtold of munich and he has the finger bones of saint ignatius in his sacristy” while franciscian owners will be “hes brother henry and his tonsure is brown :)”
*explaining kitchen appliances to my pet medieval knights* The microwave, or Micheal the Wavious, and metal fork, or Sir Silver Prong, are sworn enemies and can never cross paths lest their meeting spell destruction for all.
ALTAt the Ren Fair this weekend I learned that the straps that hold your sword to your belt are called sword frogs. I couldn’t get the image from my head
me when i do anything that i normally can’t do: well well well look who was faking their lifelong disability all along
ALTNew gender just dropped
